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Quark (1977–1978)
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The Old and the Beautiful 

The Head gives Quark a mission to spend an extended romantic interlude with a princess. Elated about his orders, Quark is later told by Palindrome that this is a secret mission to an ... See full summary »

Director:

Hy Averback

Writers:

Buck Henry (creator), Bruce Kane
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Cast

Episode complete credited cast:
Richard Benjamin ... Adam Quark
Tim Thomerson ... Gene / Jean (as Timothy Thomerson)
Richard Kelton ... Ficus
Patricia Barnstable ... Betty (as Tricia Barnstable)
Cyb Barnstable ... Betty
Conrad Janis ... Palindrome
Alan Caillou ... The Head
Barbara Rhoades ... Princess Carna
Bobby Porter ... Andy
Daina House Daina House ... The Handmaiden (as Dana House)
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Storyline

The Head gives Quark a mission to spend an extended romantic interlude with a princess. Elated about his orders, Quark is later told by Palindrome that this is a secret mission to an unknown location. Quark and his crew set out from Perma One on the secret mission and along the trip they pick up a space baggie that they find in their way. But the bag they pickup gets jammed in the spacecraft's pickup door so Quark goes to fix the problem. When he is finished with the fix, Quark appears visibly older. This leads Ficus to conclude that Quark is aging at a rate of 2 years per hour due to a virus he encountered from the space baggie. Even though the crew attempts to cure Quark, all of their attempts fail. Quark is given final orders by Palindrome that he must complete an interlude with the beautiful and voluptuous Princess Carna in order to maintain a treaty with the dreaded Gorgons. Quark doubts that he can complete the mission, given his advancing age and senility, but he gives it a try... Written by H Pylypiw

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Comedy | Sci-Fi

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Language:

English

Release Date:

3 March 1978 (USA) See more »

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Sound Mix:

Mono

Color:

Color

Aspect Ratio:

1.33 : 1
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Trivia

Paula Prentiss played the female voice of Gene/Jean, the trans-mute. Prentiss is the real-life wife of Richard Benjamin. See more »

Goofs

Ficus is writing on the pad as Quark is speaking to him. When Ficus puts the pad down there is a blank page. See more »

Quotes

Adam Quark: When I was young and healthy Princess Carna almost killed me. What will she do to me in this condition?
Ficus: Nothing. By the time we reach Princess Carna you'll be dead.
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Connections

Spoofs The Young and the Restless (1973) See more »

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