The Dark Knight (2008) Poster

Michael Stoyanov: Dopey

Quotes 

  • [first lines] 

    Grumpy : [with Chuckles, picks up Bozo on the street]  Three of a kind, let's do this!

    Chuckles : Huh, that's it? Three guys?

    Grumpy : Plus two guys on the roof. Every guy gets a share. Five shares is plenty.

    Chuckles : *Six* shares. Don't forget the guy who planned the job.

    Grumpy : He thinks he can sit it out and still take a slice? I know why they call him "The Joker".

    Happy : [up on the roof, breaking open the alarm box with Dopey]  So why do they call him "the Joker"?

    Dopey : I hear he wears makeup.

    Happy : Makeup?

    Happy : Yeah, to scare people. You know, war paint.

    Grumpy : [On the street, Bozo, Grumpy and Chuckles get out of their car and run inside the bank. Grumpy fires off a round into the air to grab the attention of the customers and tellers]  All right, everybody! Hands up, heads down!

    [In the background, Chuckles overpowers one of the guards] 

    Grumpy : Let's put hands up, heads down!

    [grabs a teller by his collar and pulls him over his desk] 

    Grumpy : Let's go, pal! I'm making a withdrawal here!

    [He then points his gun at a female teller] 

    Grumpy : I said hands up!

    Dopey : [waiting eagerly with Happy on the roof]  Here comes the silent alarm...

    [presses a button to disable it] 

    Dopey : ... and there it goes!

    [Downstairs, Grumpy has managed to pull the female teller over the counter] 

    Dopey : That's funny. It didn't dial out to 911 - it was trying to reach a private number.

    Happy : Is there a problem?

    Dopey : Nah, nah. I'm done here.

    [Happy shoots him, steals his bag, and rushes downstairs into the vault. In the lobby, Bozo is sticking gas grenades in the hostages' hands and pulling the pins] 

    Grumpy : Obviously we don't want you doing anything with your hands other than holding on to dear life!

  • Happy : So why do they call him "The Joker"?

    Dopey : I heard he wears make-up.

    Happy : Make-up?

    Dopey : [on the roof of the bank trying to disconnect the silent alarm]  Yeah, to scare people. You know, war paint.

  • [while Grumpy overpowers two of the tellers in the bank, Happy and Dopey wait for the silent alarm to come] 

    Dopey : Here comes the silent alarm...

    [disables it by pressing a button] 

    Dopey : And there it goes.

    [pause] 

    Dopey : That's funny, it didn't dial out to 9-1-1. It was trying to reach a private number.

    Happy : Is it a problem?

    Dopey : Nah, I'm done here.

    [Happy shoots him with a silenced Beretta 92SB-C, then takes his bag and runs down into the vault] 

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