Toy Story 3 (2010)
Michael Keaton: Ken
Lotso : Ken? New toys!
Ken : Far out! Down in a jiff, Lotso.
[goes down the elevator]
Ken : So, who's ready for Ken's dream tour?
Lotso : Let's show our new friends where they'll be staying!
Ken : Uh, folks, if you'll just want to step right this way...
[he sees Barbie]
Ken : Hi, I'm Ken.
Barbie : Barbie. Have we ever met?
Ken : I would have remembered.
Ken : Love your leg wamers!
Barbie : Nice ascot!
Lotso : Come on, Ken, recess don't last forever.
Ken : Right on, Lotso. This way everybody.
Lotso : Got a lot to look forward to, folks. The little ones love new toys.
Buzz Lightyear : What a nice bear!
Rex the Green Dinosaur : And he smells like strawberries.
Woody : Ugh.
Ken : [Giving Andy's toys a tour of the daycare, Ken passes his dollhouse] And this... well, this is where I live. It's got a disco, it's got a dune buggy, and a whole room just for trying on clothes.
Barbie : [gasps] You have everything!
Ken : Everything... except someone to share it with...
[he walks away]
Barbie : [sighs lovingly]
Chunk : [Buzz has just successfully made it to the window over the Caterpillar Room door, at sunset, and now he hears two voices approaching in the hallway below] Heh, heh heh heh... You think they had a fun playtime?
Twitch : Shh! They might hear you!
[Buzz hears giggling to his left and looks over to another doorway where Barbie and Ken are talking to each other]
Ken : Okay, now you start.
Barbie : I...
Ken : love...
Barbie : you! Oh!
Ken : See? That time I said "love"! Okay, now me first.
[Buzz gives them a strange look]
Barbie : [overlapping] Ooh! Okay okay okay...
Ken : I...
Barbie : love...
Ken : you! You see what I mean? It changes every time!
Barbie : [laughing] You are so smart!
[Twitch and Chunk pass them]
Twitch : [grabbing Ken's collar] C'mon, Romeo. We're late.
Ken : No one appreciates clothes here, Barbie! No one.
[Barbie is tearing up Ken's outfits to get him to reveal information, whilst he's tied up to a paddle ball]
Barbie : Let's see... Hawaiian surf trunks!
[she rips them in half]
Ken : Barbie, those were vintage! It's okay! Go ahead, rip 'em! They're a dime a dozen!
Barbie : Ooh! Glitter tux!
[she rips it in half]
Ken : Who cares? Who cares? Sequins are tacky!
Barbie : A Nehru jacket!
Ken : Barbie! Not the Nehru!
Barbie : This is from, what? 1967?
Ken : The Groovy Formal Collection, yes!
Barbie : What a shame.
[Barbie makes little tears in the jacket. The stitches separate before Ken's eyes]
Ken : Oh, no! No! No, no, no! There's an instruction manual!
[the paddle ball he's tie to falls to the floor]
Ken : Lotso switched Buzz to Demo Mode!
Barbie : Where's that manual?
Ken : Barbie, come with me! Live in my Dream House! I know it's crazy! I know we've just met! Aw, heck - you don't know me from GI Joe. But when I look at you I feel like we were...
[Jessie and Mrs. Potato Head encourage Barbie to accept his offer]
Barbie : Yay!